I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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