I feel great
I just peed on a car
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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