We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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