please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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