My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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