Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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