He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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