Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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