Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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