ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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