normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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