honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
