I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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