Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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