I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Floor bacon is actually really good
I touched a dick in church today
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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