Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Randomize
