she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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