i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Holy shit dude........stairs
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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