what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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