I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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