I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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