Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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