chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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