don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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