Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
