You're my little dorito
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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