either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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