wat bout pragnant strippers??
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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