My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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