based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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