a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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