Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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