You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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