look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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