That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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