dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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