Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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