it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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