You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm drive I can fine osifer
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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