therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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