I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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