found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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