Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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