38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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