just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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