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Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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