Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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