You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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