i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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