I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Welp...herpes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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