i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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