Where is the hickey?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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