Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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