Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
someone get that fucking seahorse.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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