Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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