glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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